3 hours ago · 1 note

zodiacbaby:

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation

(via instagrarn)

7 hours ago · 54,325 notes · Source

angfdz:

verybigpimpin:

"can i come over"

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"please im really sorry & i miss you"

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"ill eat u out"

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I think about this post almost every week

(via da-ghetto-booteh)

1 day ago · 11,228 notes

bonerdoctor:

sex criminals 007

(via chrlsty)

1 day ago · 14,718 notes · Source

Before you start shit with me, ask yourself if i give a fuck first

Hint: 99% of the time, i probably dont. And if at this point you still think i do, you must be pretty fuckin special to think you’d be an exception to the whole town that i really dont give a fuck about

1 day ago · 0 notes

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1 day ago · 38,132 notes · Source

landorus:

*dead but still has a boner*

(via lolsomeone-actually)

1 day ago · 67,871 notes · Source

blessedbooty:

jake-and-mordicai:

blessedbooty OH MY FUCK NIGHT MADE


my twin

jake-and-mordicai

blessedbooty:

jake-and-mordicai:

blessedbooty
OH MY FUCK NIGHT MADE

my twin

jake-and-mordicai

1 day ago · 12 notes · Source

flewor:

my aesthetic is alcoholic drinks that taste like they have no alcohol in

(via lol-topia)

1 day ago · 14,294 notes · Source

vicky-leee:

viridiannightmares:

I bet anyone who doesn’t know this show would think this is a legit school picture

for a second I did, but then I saw coconut head and I screamed

vicky-leee:

viridiannightmares:

I bet anyone who doesn’t know this show would think this is a legit school picture

for a second I did, but then I saw coconut head and I screamed

(via whyisyourdoginmybed)

1 day ago · 418,769 notes · Source